Joan of Primordial Slack reminds us what lying bastards Barney and Friends are.

These people sicken me.

Barney Frank, the detestable, marble-mouthed rat bastard sack of shit, who was up to his ample ass in the housing crisis, has decided not to run for re-election.

It’s nice to get some good news once in a while.

Yes, Big Pussy** will make its debut this year at the House by the Parkway (South). Last year at this time we were still running back and forth between two houses, so Big Pussy remained in the big, green bag. Today we dragged it down from the attic and set it up. Approximately 900 of the 1,500 lights were put on it today (Mrs. Parkway handles the lights). We had to toss the remaining 600 because they weren’t working properly. I’ll be at the store tomorrow buying lights.

When it’s done, I’ll post a picture.

Fa-la-la-la-farookin’-la

**“Big Pussy” is the name we have affectionately given to our Christmas tree. The explanation is here.

No thanks. We’ve had about enough.

Image swiped from Doug Ross.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and especially to them.

Yo, Governor! PRS here. What happened to the money?

Money? What money?

The money that vanished from MF Global while you were its CEO.

Oh, that money.

Yeah, what happened to it? I understand that it may be as much as 1.2 billion dollars.

Well?

My dog ate it.

Oooooo-kay.

Too crabby to blog.

Everything I have read tonight has given me a massive case of the ass.

Obama sucks (as does his horrible wife), Paul Begala sucks, Mika Whatshername sucks, David Frum sucks. I could go on.

See what I mean?

via iOTW

Good afternoon, Senator. PRS here. Do you have a moment or two for a few questions?

PRS? Is that one of those women’s monthly things?

Excuse me?

You know: PRS — that thing when women get crazy once a month.

I just wanted to …

Didn’t you get it?

Get what, Senator?

The joke, man. PRS, PMS … Get it?

May I ask you a few questions?

Ha! You obviously don’t appreciate nuance.

Perhaps. Anyway, about those questions …

Sure. Fire Away. John Kerry, reporting for duty!

Thank you. Would you care to comment on the financial disclosure documents that pretty convincingly show that you made well in excess of a million dollars by trading in securities based on inside information?

Let me be perfectly clear. I was for that before I was against that.

I’m afraid I don’t understand your answer. Were the trades identified in these documents based on information that was not available to the general public?

Bush had Bin Laden cornered in Tora Bora and let him go.

Senator, what about these trades?

Would you like to hear me play some guitar?

Never mind.

Like I said; you don’t appreciate nuance.

I guess not.

I’ve got my spot picked out.