PRS Operatives where on hand to record an encounter between Piers Morgan, CNN’s obnoxious, bleating anti-gun punk.

EEEEEEEK!!

Why are you screeching?

You’re holding an assault rifle!

What are you talking about? It’s a water gun. It squirts water.

Don’t tell me, you little American gun nut piece of shit. I know an assault weapon when I see one.

It’s a water gun. It squirts water.

Yeah? Well, it’s got a trigger, doesn’t it?

It’s a water gun. It squirts water.

It’s got that handle thingy, doesn’t it?

It’s a water gun. It squirts water.

Even if what you’re saying is true, in a few years you’ll be buying one of black assault rifles that shoots lots of bullets – atomic bullets – and you’ll kill a bunch of people.

It’s a water gun. It squirts water.

You’re a bloodthirsty animal, and you hate people – especially children.

You may be the dumbest son-of-a-bitch I’ve ever met.

I’m calling the police.

Suit yourself, but they have real guns, and I don’t think they’re real fond of prissy assholes with British accents.

Thanks to commenter, Little Willie, for catching my lousy proofreading.